briteen

biggest poser in all the land. he loves taking it up the butt from nene. his house is a maze you have to navigate through. it’s full of glass and sex swings.

Guy 1: yo i just fucked 3 dudes in one night!
Guy 2: did you bust out the swing?
Guy 1: HELL YES!
Guy 3: that’s so Briteen

by aryan kalath July 3, 2024

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jug-bitten

to make out with

"i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!"

by Kelly August 5, 2003

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Beetle bitten

When one is so dirty its just not enough for the fleas so the beetles show up and start biting
Ex : damn will' s beetles bitten ass stinks

Damn wills beetle bitten ass stinks

by Poketino December 20, 2017

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So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.

So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)

Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024

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