raspberry bismark

Blowing your load in a chicks face, then punching her in the nose, making it bleed, smeer the blood and the ejaculate and you got a raspberry bismark!

You want a raspberry bismark? Are you sure?

by Dimebag July 27, 2004

Bismarck Raincheck

Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".

I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck

by GrimaceMusically November 7, 2010

Bismark

generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe

after he bismarked her she was all torn up

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

Bismark

Hollywood Tour Bus that sinks the original bowel movement.

Double Decker
Hollywood Tour Bus

It was no surprise that Steve's Hollywood Tour Bus sank Shannons duece. It was a complete Bismark.

by Frank the Tank 5 August 6, 2011

Bismarck

The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".

Hey, I gave her a Bismarck last night she won't forget in a hurry.

by Teerbigear July 29, 2007

Bismarck

Otto Von Bismarck was minister president of Penis from 1862 to 1871. He was brought into erection in 1862 by WanKing William I of Penis to try to resolve the ejacultaion crisis that was denying the government sperm to reform the army. He still had an erection in 1871 when Gay-sex was finally unified. Bismarck is traditionally seen as the sexual intercourse figure in unification and the whole process is man-on-man. There is no denying that he played with little boys through his “penis and dildo” style of bonding the German boys into submission, however it would be unwise to give Bismarck straight sex as other men such as Neil, wanted unity with him as well as giving bj’s and anal penetration. Before and at the same time they ravished the little boys, Neil checked out his muscles and invited everyone to his muscle day

To what extent does Bismarck deserve the credit for the erection of Germany?

by ACTSHUWAL FOR THE WIN March 3, 2010

Bismark

The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.

That bitch was using her teeth, so I pulled out and gave her a Bismark.

by absolute-last December 18, 2002