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birmingham booty call

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate, putting it in your partner's ass and then giving it a call.
i really enjoy a birmingham booty call from my husband while i'm fucking his best friend.
by spankers June 14, 2008
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Birmingham

Birmingham - TRUE SECOND CITY OF THE UK!!!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 1,000,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269
Birmingham overtook the small mill town of manchester about 100 years ago!
by Anthony H Wilson October 19, 2008
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Birmingham

The biggest city in Alabama also called the magic city a major city in the civil right days
now its a fast growing city full of stuff
but is the 7th most dangerous cities in the U.S. in 2005 top 10 but its still a cool city
Birmingham has the oldest hbcu classic the Magic City Classic
by AWAL November 11, 2006
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Birmingham Barber Pole

Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010
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Smethwick Birmingham

Danny G: I woke up in a steaming mood, yeah cos you know why cos i live in smethwick birmingham, its a fucking shithole. All the people here are dickheads
Garry: No way dude
by Kratox June 1, 2022
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Birmingham bloody buddy

The act of having intercourse with a female who is on their period, and then using the blood as lubricant to perform anal sex.
Hey did you have fun last night?
Yeh, totally gave her a Birmingham bloody buddy
by Nastycakes June 14, 2010
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Birmingham Saddleshank

The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).
‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth
by 535 October 9, 2012
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