Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012

Bird's Nest

When you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex so it looks just like a bird's nest. Usually requires about a five chunk depending on pipe size.

Man lets go pack a Bird's Nest before we go to the Co-Op Christmas party.

by Jared Scott April 18, 2006

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.

She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !

by Big Ole Deborah May 7, 2021