Noun: A person, particularly a left wing, "Pier One Picasso" looking, activist authority figure, that is moronic to the point of being a virtue signal unto himself. A Binger is incapable of applying logic, wisdom, or discernment, and therefore must navigate their world solely on feelings. This often results in cringe worthy hypocrisy, gross misinterpretations of God given rights, and self care shopping sprees for skinny jeans and aroma therapy.
Who brought the Binger? This party was great until the Binger showed up. Did that Binger just make a White Russian with soy milk? Bingers and Mash.
by Everything is Borrowed November 16, 2021

by Bingmeister General May 21, 2013

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

"Binger"-(noun) an antisecond amendment beta male attorney, which suffers from flaccid penis syndrome, and self meditates by prosecuting true alpha males. Enjoys nights watching peaceful rioters set fires to small businesses, throwing rocks and homemade molatov cocktails at occupied family homes. Also a founder of the Convicted Pedo Hero Society.
by UnicornFarts9623 November 15, 2021

bing bing son , its time for a binger . hey man , i'll turn you on to a binger if you do my dishes .
by keyser soce February 1, 2004

by Hart Benland July 31, 2011
