bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

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bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009

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let bigons be bigons

A misspelling of the phrase "let bygones be bygones" which has taken on a meaning of its own.

A bigon is a large fictional sea creature much like a dugong, and a little bit like a narwhale, which misbehaves constantly, however the other sea creatures just let them be because they know that bigons will be bigons, becuase it is in their nature.

The phrase is therefore similar in meaning to the phrase "boys will be boys"

Mollie: "I cant believe he filmed me getting changed again!"
Eloise: "Oh Mollie, let bigons be bigons"

by BigonLover December 26, 2013

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bionic situp

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

by allhallowsian March 5, 2013

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