fraud bible

A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars

1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.

by Hurricane474 April 18, 2020

Wicked Bible

In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...

" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."

"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."

by Dwergi December 31, 2005

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Trou Bible

Often a Cosmo or some other type of girl magazine that somehow female cadets at West Point, aka trou, manage to read while "physically exerting" themselves on the lowest levels on a trou chariot.

Look at that trou on her chariot reading the trou bible, like she can really use that magazine to "please her man."

by TR 1 December 9, 2008

bible thumping

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.

"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.

by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008

LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible

by fettfan91 March 15, 2010

Bible

A bible is (1,000,000) one milion dollars cash could be bundled within rubber bands or what have you.

STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.

Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.

1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.

100 stacks equals a bible.

10 books equals a bible.

Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000

Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000

Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?

Tom: around 17 bibles

Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000

by joey jaw breakers FLA June 21, 2022