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bert mccracken 

the hottest guy ever (besides quinn allman) his music rocks and he writes the best real lyrics i have ever heard.
is this the ittalics under the definition? i think it is.
bert mccracken by emiliey May 3, 2005

bert mccracken 

Bert is the wonderful singer of The Used. He gives the band most of the edge. I too would have the urge to hump his leg...
bert mccracken by :o) August 5, 2003

Bert Mccracken 

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)
'Marrah will you marry me?...
yes indeed i will!'
Bert Mccracken by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

bert mccracken 

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::
I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!
bert mccracken by Jennifer September 12, 2003

Bert McCracken 

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken 

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.
I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.