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The Taunton Bermuda Triangle

An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.
'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'
by TauntonTings February 19, 2023
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the beirut trick

A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it:
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
Simon: "Last night at the strip club was awesome! I got a $10 lapdance. What did you do."
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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Berluscon-ize

To beat someone so violently that they resemble the Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, the day he was hit in the face with a steel replica of a cathedral.
"Man, David was so pissed last night, he totally Berlusconized that bar tender."

"That drunk guy kept yelling at me that he was gonna Berluscon-ize me."
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Bermuda Triangle Technique

The technique involving three males forming a triangle around a female and taking their penises out of their pants. From here they continue to violently 'fap' them against their stomachs, the Bermuda Triangle is an incredibly efficient escape technique.
John- "Oi billy! Is it true that Mrs McGarry caught you, sam and Joe doing drugs in the stair case?"

Billy- "She did mate, however we escaped using the bermuda triangle technique."

John- "Oh, good move."
by Hurpderpalskdjfalksjdf;alsdf November 14, 2011
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bermuda triangle

A place called The Devils Triangle Where Many Planes And Boats Have Vansihed into thin Air Never Been Found.
Jack Says omg cancel my Flight i'm not going anywhere near the bermuda triangle.
by CopCar August 18, 2005
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Bermuda

a deserted island with VERY sexy people...and the best food and rum
by dklfja;kljd November 24, 2003
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Berlusconied

For a politician to get caught in a sexual compromising position or situation.
Herman Cain just got Berlusconied
by sethkocho November 8, 2011
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