Berk Geveci

Most famous Turkish dude, who happens to ride any camel in sight, but can't help denying it. His guitar solos are only matched by his Halo frag skills. Owns a VW Golf, sadly. Has been blessed with a lot of hair.

- Gee, who's your wookie friend over there ?
- Nah don't worry, it's just my Berk Geveci, he's cool.

by altuwa November 4, 2004

Berkes Handshake

Unwanted anal sex

Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.

by umadbro?! October 4, 2011

Berke Döner

He is one of the few friends that you will have fun with and it doesnt matter what the topic is. He is funny and smart, he also likes helping people and would do anything to make you happy. If you ever meet a guy like him Cherish him with all your love because he will never hate or yell at you. He may sometimes be dumb but its only small stuff and it doesnt matter thats a part of him everyone likes. He is the perfect friend you want.

Youre a nice guy you remind me of Berke Döner

by Anita kok October 13, 2021

Berk Botch

Imagine your summer plans are ruined due to the poor planning of Berk. A once-in-a-lifetime free Isreal, weeks of planning, for what? No execution? Three weeks in the making and he can't close a trip? Ladies and Gentlemen: this is a Berk Botch (Trademark Pending).

I've been so busy and trusted that he could execute this plan for us as he implied he was the one in charge, but nothing got done and we are no longer going to Israel, what a Berk Botch.

by Won't-Let-This-Happen-Again February 2, 2023

Berk Perk

A berk perk happens when a lonely man goes to a strip club by himself and spends money on strippers that he actually thinks like him finally when he puts his last dollar in the thong of a 45 yr old granmother of three she climbs off the stage and fluffs his junk

Matt went to the strip club in hopes of a berk perk

by crazycrys0411 July 27, 2010

Carrie Berk

Someone who has the technological abilities of snapchat star Danny Berk, but also has the fashion style of Carrie Bradshaw.

Madeline: Jessica is so good at creating fun snapchats.
Jackie: Yeah, and she can do it while wearing six inch heels!
Madeline: OMG, she's such a carrie berk.........i still hate her though.
Jackie: obviously.

by SnoggingIsMyOnlyPassion December 23, 2018

brompton berk

those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!

Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!

by mcvw November 11, 2011