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Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014
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Hot Tub Benedict

When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.
"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."

"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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Benedikt

So beautiful, nice, hot, funny boy who is always making you laugh and who is always by your side. He is always there for you when you need help. He doesn't want To have sth. or want's you To do sth. he is the best. Love!
Just be like Benedikt.
by L.i.l.l.y January 22, 2017
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Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it
"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"
by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019
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Benedicto

He is the perfect guy to talk to and be around, when he loves someone he try’s he’s best to keep them with him , he cares and is always by your side , and he is so cute
Me and Benedicto had a good day
by Benedicto June 6, 2019
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Benedict

Benedict is a man or so he may seem...
The brightest star in the galaxy

A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
People of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the Benedict...Our silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.
Have no fear Benedict is here!
by Bluelagoon18 September 8, 2014
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Benediktas

The sexiest European ever, is the one that is manly, has a huge cock, sex is just like the thing he was born to do, every girl loves him, he always know what hes doing and what to do, he is flawless, sexy, tall muscular, lovely, smart, and wonderful, overall Benediktas is the guy every single girl dreams of, has everything a girl wants a guy to have, romantic, sexy, tall, and smart. 80% girls choose European guys over any other nationality, so other guys be careful before a guy named Benediktas shows up and takes all what you have.
I wish Benediktas was my boyfriend, I have never seen a guy like him, never even liked anyone as much as him.

Some people call Benediktas a shorter name Ben and some people call him Benny.
by jok3z69 February 6, 2010
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