Beluga Whale

A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.

Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"

"oh man look at that beluga whale, she should probably get clothes that are made for her body-type

by Natti Ice October 19, 2009

beluga head

A term used to describe a person with an enormous, bulbus forehead like that of a beluga whale. Although you would think it would denote a large brain, beluga heads often look mongaloidish or retarted. That being said, most retards (mentally handicapped) and dwarves (little people) have beluga heads.

I never noticed that Rihanna was a beluga head until my cousin pointed it out. I was like, HOLY SHIT! Her dad must have been Worf from Star Trek. Rumor has it that one fateful night Rihanna was in the back a limo with Chris Brown. Rihanna playfully swept her bangs from her giant beluga head to give Chris Brown a kiss. The enormity and appearance of her protuberous forehead startled Chris and reminded him of the god awful John Travolta scientology movie - Battlefield Earth and just how retarted that movie was. Out of reaction, Chris punched her so hard that Will Smith and Tom Cruise felt it.

by hyperbolicacrobaticsacadilliac May 4, 2013

Baby Beluga

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

by Jake February 29, 2004

Lechuga my beluga

White and Spanish version of kachigga my nigga

Black guy: Kachigga my nigga
White person: Uhh... lechuga my beluga?

by doubleunicycle June 17, 2022

sweaty beluga whales

An occasion where a muffin top is forced to make an important decision on whether it will possibly suck off a narwhal or if it may in fact get sauced around by a great grandma

They can be such sweaty beluga whales sometimes

by Johnny bohnatz the third June 6, 2017

beluga whale

An animal and/or sperm that lives in womens ovaries

Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?

Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries

Dusty: Oh i think i can

by Dawn1234 December 18, 2007

belugas

Just some boys who wanna kill bosses

Those BELUGAS boys just wanna have fun.

by Emraman August 28, 2021