beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

beetle clip

when u insert your index finger into a girls rectum and then u insert your thumb into sed girls vagina then pinch those fingers together and carry her around like human luggage

i was watching this porn and they beetle clipped this girl

by arlie September 06, 2004

weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 04, 2009

Butt beetle

Someone who incessantly crawls up peoples butts with issues, problems or complaints.

The project isn't due for another three weeks, quit being such a butt beetle about it!

by Mr. Freemind January 22, 2010

bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

ear beetle

A small, wireless ear-piece used in conjunction with a mobile phone. The ear-piece looks like a beetle crawling out of one's ear.

YOU: Did you see that phat new ear beetle from Plantronics?
YOUR FRIEND: Hells yeah!

by thentzel October 23, 2006

Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011