Beefking

The single most epic slow-pitch softball team the Santa clarita valley has ever known.

Did you go to that Beefking game the other night? It was pure visual ecstacy, I was wicked rigid!!!

by Powerstroker909 September 4, 2009

beefing

When two people get into a dispute about some kind of cow-based food product.

The waiter did not bring me the cheeseburger I ordered so now we are beefing.

by Wheres the beef?42517 April 25, 2017

Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).

At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'

by T Humma May 24, 2017

Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.

"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"

by Cobby July 23, 2006

beerlinguistic

A person that only speaks one language, but is knowledgeabe enough to order a beer in several languages.

Being beerlinguistic, is the most important information one needs, while traveling to foreign countries.

by Terry Endres October 18, 2006

Beerlington

Another name for the town Burlington in vermont because of UVM people drink a lot of beer.

"Yo dude, We should head up to Beerlington tonight and get shitty and fuck college chicks all night"

by nanananana3 March 14, 2009

Beefing

A male jizzing, cumming, or orgasming.

I love beefing in public.

by Auteylou May 22, 2018