bedistanced

Adjective:

1. From a distance away.
2. Having the qualities of being quite a distance from something.

1. He sent a bedistanced hello to her via email.
2. They were quite the bedistanced couple.

by anselhelm November 15, 2011

bedisode

Watching an episode of something in bed, usually immediately before sleeping.

"I need to get some rest, but I can probably fit in a bedisode of Doctor Who."

by Sleepytime April 25, 2014

Bedshaming

making someone feel really bad for wanting to go to bed

person 1: i'm pretty tired, think i'm gonna turn in
person 2: dude, now!? it's so early! you're going to sleep?! what're you possibly gonna do that's better than this?
person 3: hey man, quit bedshaming. anyone can snooze whenever they want.

by pistachionut May 25, 2015

bedshxit

When someone tries to do something to make a slight change and improvement to a situation but ends up failing with disastrous consequences through doing it recklessly.

A combination of Brexit and shitting the bed.

Uncle Roger couldn't sleep due to a mild stomach pain so tried to fart out the gas, but through pushing too hard he followed through and triggered Bedshxit.

Auntie Ann had a fly buzzing around her kitchen, but was too lazy to find the fly swatter, so tried to get rid of it with a blowtorch. She promptly Bedshxitted through burning down her entire house.

by Sullivanus Maximus April 11, 2019

Berisha

The best Albanian / Kosovar Family name. Also one of the Most Popular one

Hey whats his family name?
Its berisha
He must be cool

by Makratin May 6, 2020

Bedsheet Cocktail Fart

When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.

Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.

by Pussysniffersupreme January 20, 2021

bedshot

a bow headshot

@red Rydon @Aurabell @drknd Foxes

totally knocked them with a bedshot....fucking bot

by Bagooj March 31, 2021