Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 8, 2010

Bedazzled cum bucket

When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone

Bruh , I busted on Stacey’s face the other night and it shined like a bedazzled cum bucket

by HIUGLY79 December 5, 2018

Bedazzled

When you get burned by someone's outfit while having sexy fun.

While dancing around a campfire ass naked last Saturday Valerie bedazzled me. The gems on her jeans got so hot from the warmth of the fire, when we rubbed asses, she/gems burned. I can still feel the love!

by TracyFlick May 31, 2019

Bedazzled

When you’re so amazed by something beautiful you say that you are ‘bedazzled’.

“Dude I was so bedazzled by that girls beauty”

by Druggedsalmon November 23, 2022

Bedazzlepuss

When her vagina has a 2 carat clot sequined lips glitter and smell like dryer sheets

Omfg did you see Ava’s bedazzlepuss blinged the fuck out last night I was ready to purpose

by Mork hiemen July 27, 2024