baseball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.

damn those baseball boys are hot.
baseball boys are always the move.

by @evapappano March 12, 2019

Bareback

Bareback: Vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom.

Frank was bareback when he had sex with Francis.

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

bareback

Sex without a condom.

We had sex and I went in bareback!

by Osusolu May 8, 2018

Batboy

A soldier who is assigned to one of the 3 Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment in the U.S. Army. Used among Ranger school students to denote students who are from the Ranger Battalions as oposed to being from other units. Also used among exmembers of the military to denote the same. A mark of distinction, as life in the Ranger Battalions is marked by austere conditions.

None of the Rangers who died of hypothermia in class 6-95 were batboys.

Did you meet the new rookie? Yeah, he was a batboy, that makes him one tough motherfucker.

by exbatboy September 30, 2009

lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)

by laxsauce January 13, 2008

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

Bate Machine

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009