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Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007
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bashandy

the act of being stupid and liking among us too much. another meaning is when she says bogos binted. also poops 30 times an hour. somehow very messy. gets chocolate everywhere. EVERYWHERE
bashandy is stupid. BOGOS BINTED
by HOING April 19, 2022
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bash.org

A site with a examples of people making complete asses of themselves on IRC or while instant messaging.
"I have man bitches"
"er...many bitches..."
"Dude, that's going in bash.org."
by NeoChaos November 11, 2003
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aclu bashers

Misguided fools that don't understand what the American Civil Liberties Union is all about. The aclu defends people and organizations that face threats to their Constitutional Rights. The Constitution is meant to protect Americans from the powerful government, corporations and/or individuals. Remember everyone is created equal? The aclu takes on cases to defend people's civil rights, particularly those in the 1st Ammendment: freedom of the press, religion, speech and assembly.
ACLU bashers are usually just misinformed fuckwits, however some neocons actually are opposed to the idea of a group defending the rights of the little guy.
by Charles_U_Farley June 15, 2010
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Cheeky Bash

The act of briefly leaving a specified task to masturbate, with the aim of relieving sexual tension or frustration; but in the knowledge they must return to said task within a short time period.
Richard: "Hey, you coming out tonight?"
Anand: "Yeah, will just be a sec. Going for a quick cheeky bash."
by penispenispenis1 November 4, 2010
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snatch basher

A cock, used in such a way as to bash a snatch
J gave nikky a good fucking with his snatch basher!!
by CrWambam August 4, 2007
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Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.
Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"
by snakehands July 7, 2010
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