dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr.

my homboy

"yo , dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr. is my homie bro."

by niggle XVII February 3, 2022

St Bartholomew's School Newbury

Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.

But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.

Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.

by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021

Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

Dirty Bartholomew

A guy who lewd his true Onee-sama so many times that she switches from Waifu to Laifu. Usually got an A2 format of her on his wall and bang it screaming "Gomu Gomu no DIIIICK DRILLLL".

Oh man, yesterday my virgin behaviour has resurfaced and i did a big Dirty Bartholomew !

by The Hentai Lord May 28, 2020

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022