babe

1) term of endearment used by a partner you're intimate with, connoting possession of person addressed as such
2) term of endearment for a close individual
3) term used to address a good looking female / male.

1) Did you really have to take that project? I missed you all week babe!

2) Hey babe, what's wrong? johhny told me you didn't seem too happy today at school.

3) wow, she is such a babe!

by jane0013 September 22, 2013

Total Babe

An Ultimate Babe, A woman superior to all others

I think Kristina is a total babe

by Tommo&Alfie December 24, 2011

the Babel fish

The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.

- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."

by Garrett Starr November 2, 2014

Barbecue sauce on my titties

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black

(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘

by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019

barber slap

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.

Josh: Joe’s got a fresh trim.
Jack: Yeah I know I gave him a barber slap earlier.

by *Write Pseudonym here* November 26, 2019

facebook spam babe

A girl who you don't know and is out of your league adds you as a friend on facebook. Upon adding her, she keeps on sending you spam wall posts and messages until you finally block her. A facebook spam babe is usually male, and always an internet troll.

How to spot a facebook spam babe
-The profile seems new.
-She has slutty wall posts to entice you to add them.
-All of her friends are few and male.
-One or more of her statuses are links.
-The name exotic enough to be a pornstar's but tame enough to be the girl next door's.
-Looking for: Dating/A Relationship - no babe is looking for that on facebook.

Yo man, who's that hot girl you added on facebook the other day?

Dude, she was just a facebook spam babe. I got a whole bunch of spam messages after I added her.

by The hardest button to button February 28, 2010

there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004