I R Baboon

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

A baboonaphile

a male who enjoys sex with obese or ugly female partners

A baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called "beer goggles"

by nathaniel eidson April 19, 2006

hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

baboosh

Saying baboosh feels like blowing a very wet kiss! A very gay version of mwah.
It's also being considered the new XOXO.

See you later, dears! Baboosh!

by Lisa Hastings May 24, 2008

Firey Babooshka

A Firey Babooshka is basically the same as a fire crotch exept with EXTREMELY LONG pubic hairs. Many firey babooshkas (Also known as WINGDINGS) can be seen roaming the halls of public buildings and other natorious structures like schools and pimp houses.

Hey, look at that firey babooshka!

Man, did you see that chick over there? I bet she has one firey babooshka!

I want to eat a firey babooshka!

by The fire snapper! February 19, 2010

Babooze

A word of Portuguese origin, in modern Hawaiian slang, or pidgin, it means someone who is slow-witted, stupid, easily fooled.

Hawaiian comedian Frank DeLima has a whole routine that revolves around 'Babooze' jokes.

Manny, that babooze! He lost his car keys and it took him an hour to get out of his car!

by MicHenn July 31, 2018