Thoosie Bants

A place of purgatory and punishment for roller coaster enthusiasts

I was sentenced to 3 days in Thoosie Bants and my god I wish I could forget it

by ParkInvertingThemed December 20, 2021

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

bant lads trip

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'

Hey m9, wanna go on a bant lads trip tomorrow?

by Gap Yaaaaaar January 17, 2017

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex April 24, 2007

Cachau bant

the welsh or cymraeg for fuck off. Literally “shit away”

“Cachau bant!”

by eeee4444 December 02, 2022

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 March 04, 2012

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 08, 2019