bambong

A bong made of 2 bamboo poles. Easy to make and works pretty well.

yo Neil. let me take a hit out of that bambong

by imneil April 18, 2011

Bamboonding

Pounding or being aggressively pounded via the female shag-hole.

*Gush warning!

Why's my sister limping?
She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.

by FakeIndianReese May 28, 2014

bamboozl

doing a confuse

"you are doing me a bamboozl"

by heckinbamboozl December 6, 2016

bambooginimushilago

great car

that's one nice bambooginimushilago

by Gonger Man 3000 December 4, 2021

Bamboa

A Bamboa is slang for sexy beast, not very skillful at games, and just overall silly.

Man 1: You're a Bamboa.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a Bamboa.
Man 2: What is a Bamboa?
Man 1: you don't know what a Bamboa is?
Man 2: No, I don't. What is it?
Man 1: You're a Bamboa.

by Carrut March 2, 2023

maria bamford

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

by elnewton January 18, 2009

Bamboo Bong

A cheap, handmade, bong made of bamboo. Bamboo is easy to find in its a bong form, sugar cane leaves a strange aftertaste. This thing's real name is a menyo (ayento, a mento, a menso, ayenso) Ayento (amento, amenso) is derived from different asian cultures and languages, it would mostly be gibberish if spoken casually, but has the slang meaning of bong. You make the bong by just cutting a piece of bamboo off at the section end and beginning.

1. Tim: KEV, I know you're a bit skeptical, but... I WENT TO CHINA AND GOT A BAMBOO BONG FOR A BUCK
Kevin: HEY TIMMY, I don't care about your bong? I swear, I've never smoked in my life.

2. Kevin has so much cannabis, but he smoked it through a single bamboo bong in one night.

by HEY TIMMY October 29, 2006