Ray Baker

The sun, according to LSU Football Coach Ed Ogeron

Coach O: "Woo! Ray out today!"

Joe Burrow: "Ray? Who's Ray?"

Coach O: "Ray Baker!"

Joe Burrow: "What?"

Coach O: "That big ball in the sky! He gon bake our ass today!"

by Silacious Krumb January 18, 2020

When the egg is fresh baked

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan

Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

by RickRollin with Slim Shady February 10, 2022

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

Baked

high as fuck...nuder inluence of WEED...high in the sky

i got baked today with my firedn, i almost passed out

by pothead August 6, 2003

Baked oil rubdown

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

backeotomy

A surgical operation involving the removal or replacement of a diseased spine.

"Docta said I need a backeotomy!" --Sir Smoke-a-lot

by zopf December 7, 2003