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baby dick 

A term used to call a short elf guy with a small dick.
Ian:Aj has a baby dick.

Patience:word.
baby dick by sweatydickballs January 28, 2023

Baby Dick Rick 

When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.
"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"

"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"

Baby-dick dick-razor party 

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.
"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

baby dick ass nigga

When someone has a small penis you call them Baby dick ass nigga.
Shut the fuck up you baby dick ass nigga.

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.
Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
Baby Dick Syndrome by safehammer November 29, 2006

Baby Dick Slayer 

A female between the ages of eighteen and twenty who carries the developmental qualities of a full fledged, experienced Dick Slayer.
The Baby Dick Slayer is so smokin hot that you'll pop a boner just from being within a block radius of her, yet she uses a fake ID to get into clubs or buy beer.
Baby Dick Slayer by BigTeddyK March 10, 2010