Lane Bailey

A music nerd who knows literally everything there is to know about music especially classical music.

Person 1: Is that the cool kid?
Jacob: No that’s just Lane Bailey.

by Mr. CAMeleon March 1, 2022

Ponce of the Old Bailey

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".

"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."

by Marskelletor December 21, 2013

Dirty Bailey

A hard beverage made with Coffee, Alcohol, and drunk sex cum.

Bartender I’ll have take Dirty Bailey today!

by Official Dictionary Definition June 18, 2020

Bailey

Bailey, the shyest girl that you will ever see, but if you do see Bailey. You should make an effort to talk to her, because once you know her, you will immediately start liking her. She will not open up to you until you talk to her. She has a cute laugh that no girl can replace. Her smile is amazing and it cannot be replaced with anything. When she walks in the room, people that know her immediately become happy because they see her. Definitely a keeper.

Look. There’s Bailey.

by ThatOneGuyThatEats March 29, 2019

Bailey

Bailey is the quiet girl that sits in the back of the classroom. She is beautiful and you could watch her for hours. She doesn't think she is beautiful or loved. She has few friends and 1 friend who is opposite to her and they are besties. She steals everyone's heart with her adorable laugh and her cheeky little smile. Naturally she has brown hair but is obsessed with it bright red being her favorite. She is considered EMO or scene but don't care. She likes few bands but is OBSESSED with a certain one and knows everything about their music and their personal lives. She spends too much time on the internet, mainly YouTube. She loves to sing and has an angelic voice but she doesn't believe is worth anything. She is happy and loves school, but she is sad a lot and when you ask her what is wrong she says "I'm fine" which worries you. You would love to be with her but am not sure how to ask. She is beautiful in every way possible. She thinks that she is worth less than nothing. But, she is super unique and special. Keep her safe.
(She also loves all memes)

Person 1: Have you seen the new girl Bailey
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: She is so perfect
*Bailey walks past*
Bailey: no I am not stop saying that

by Twentyonephantrash October 2, 2017

Bailey (boy)

A handsome boy that can get a lot of girls but doesn't fall in love often, he will put other people before himself and he is very honest and loyal. They are also going to be the best at sport in the friend group.

They tend to not like fighting but will if they have to, they will do anything for others. Most of them are short to medium and are mostly light brown or dark brown haired.

Person 1: Hey look there is Bailey (boy)
Person 2: oh yea he is really good at sport
Person 1: yeah and heaps of the girls like him

by BaileyVIBZ August 31, 2021

Dirty Bailey

When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis

Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylan’s house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, I’ve never seen anything like it

by Chxrlesx January 31, 2021