brother

1.A sibling related to you by blood. Someone who you stick your neck out for, and who does the same for you.
2.Someone non-related to you, but who cares about you, like a brother, and who you care about like a brother.

1.*Via text* Hey, bro, our parents aren't pissed anymore, come home.

2.I've known John Doe for so long, he is like my brother.

by whynot138 June 21, 2011

Brother

A person of the male persuasion who came out of the same vagina as you.

Steven Baldwin came from the same vagina as Alec Baldwin. They are brothers.

by Dorothy Deliri July 18, 2009

brother

1. In the younger sense, an uninteligent being often bred for the father's satisfaction of having a male to carry on the family name. After birth, his life is purposeless.
2. A brandon, gay, or stupid
3. An act so stupid it recieves immediate sarcasm

He brothered yesterday, and we've been bothering him ever since.

dude 1: I have a brother.
dude 2: Sorry.

by Fobo the Hobo January 13, 2008

brother

An ass that you love under that sheet of hatred and sometimes want to beat the shit out of

My brother will be my brother no matter what.

by Skullsmasher718 July 21, 2017

brother

a male person who has many female friends, none of which he has made a move on. this male also will treat his female friends extremely nicely with much care and treats them like his own sister. ultimately, this male believes that acting this way is the key to female vaginal area. but will never obtain in which what is dreamed.

male: hey hilary do you need to me to buy that purse.
female: oh sure. philip do you want me to show you a good time then.
male: ya, lets go to the movies.
female: (sigh) oh philip, you're just like my brother.
male: (excited) oh thank you.

by jacob brownstone September 22, 2007

brother

someone with who you share similar ethnic or cultural heritage (as long as you're not a wasp)

izaak: you think zach is a brother?
israel: are you kidding me... his surname is goldstein!

by izaakvk August 5, 2007

Brother

A guy who you are forced to get along with although sometimes you get into bad arguments with him.For example,you are playing a game of Monopoly with him and he tries to steal your Monopoly Money,but your parents don't see you and you have to deal with the situation on your own.

Me:Hey!That's my Monopoly money!Give it back!
Brother:No,it's mine,stop trying to steal it from me!
Me:Stop lying you dumbass!Dad even saw!
Dad:Who,me?I didn't see anything.
Me:YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING BROTHER EVER!!!!!!
Dad:Hey,go in your rooms,both of you!

by Random Person 2.0 August 21, 2017