Avelino

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND, HE HAS AN ENORMOUS 9-INCH COCK, AND ALL THE LADIES LOVE IT. HE IS TALL HAS BLACK HAIR, AND BEUATIFUL EYES. He has a special charm to all the ladies, and has many talents. He can make a woman fall in love with him in less than 5 minutes.

In order to be Avelino, you must be god!

by DI4J_1100 May 7, 2018

Average Joe

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.

I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.

by PWS27 May 8, 2017

Averagity

An adjective describing someone or something that is average.

The averagity of that youtube video bored the crap out of me...Literally.

by Eric Crawford January 5, 2010

avellaneda

Everyone call them the best .

Avellaneda is the best

by Deadthereaper April 20, 2018

average white boy

liam duggan

liam is such an average white boy

by nodissliss May 17, 2018

bigger than the average player

Justin And Dayal

They're just bigger than the average player

by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020

my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011