Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010

Aunt-Frances

Snatch Stubble!

1: While enjoying cunnilingus with Thy’s spouse. Her roughly semi unshaven mons- pubis reminds you of a child hood cheek kiss from your moms sister.

2:My Wife need to shave her snatch. It reminds me of my Aunt-Frances mustache.

by Scooter Summers May 15, 2018

Aunt Jen

The hangover you get when you party with the youngest of your spinster aunts.

Holy hell, do I have an Aunt Jen!

by Marne57 December 20, 2020

Aunt Chappell

A kind amazing person who deserves eternal life, love and happiness.

“Aunt Chappell loves the wallies”

by Giga Squid January 20, 2022

aunt flow

Female's period.

Oh no, Aunt flow is in town.

by G Dog November 3, 2005

Aunt Flow

To be on your period, menstrating, ragging.

I don't feel like going to the dance tonight because Aunt Flow is visiting.

by ~AndyR~ September 23, 2008