asspickle

Just another name for a turd.

ass pickle, bum cigar

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

asstitician

Someone who takes it up the ass for a living.

Dougs mom is an asstitician

by Larry123c May 1, 2005

asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

asspirate

One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.

by alan partridge January 19, 2003

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

assmitt

one who is on the receiving end of anal sex

see above, assmitt

by Christop13 January 8, 2004

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007