assweed

A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.

You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!

by Boudewijn November 4, 2003

Assplementary

When a girls jeans makes her ass look great.

Sara's lookin pretty assplementary tonight.

by Jay 07 February 17, 2010

Asspergonchiliosous

Break the word up:
Ass Per Gone Chili-osous
It's a disease meaning a specific amount of your ass is gone to eat chili.

Bob: Hey man, your ass looks depleted?
Frank: Uh, yeah i have Asspergonchiliosous.
Bob: WTF's THAT MEAN
Frank: Half my ass is gone to eat chili.

by apolloofsun August 30, 2010

Asspecks

A nice ass; a strong ass; a huge ass; strong buns

Fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks

by David tha murdarer November 1, 2010

Asspert

A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.

My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!

by anniep August 19, 2013

assteem

One's feeling towards their ass and how they feel others view it.

Person 1: I have very high self-assteem
Person 2: You should, it's glorious

by Sol Olivoyne November 16, 2013

Asspreciate

When you appreciate a nice ass. An ass worth appreciation. The kind of ass that all genders admire regardless of sexual orientation.

Look, there goes Ashton. She is definitely asspreciated.

by Daddyg98 April 12, 2019