assetato

it means that you have a potato in your ass that was just pulled out

yo man check this assetato out i got it from your mom

by m0n3ym1k3y October 28, 2006

Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

civil asset forfeiture

a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.

Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"

Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."

Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."

Cop: "No, but your money has."

Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"

Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."

Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"

by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

asset

when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall

erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.

by tman March 30, 2005

hot assets

Ingredients of a Homemade chocolate pie or Section 751 Assets or Tax Bitches Butts.

Chocolate, Unrealized Recievables, Butts

by Bruce April 5, 2005

Assetto Corsa

A driving (understeer) simulator with terrible physics in which you rage in pretty often. The hometown of weebs driving Touge tracks from the anime Initial D.

- Hey man you wanna play Assetto Corsa?
- Assetto Corsa? Do I look homosexual?
- 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 !

by Victory356 March 24, 2020