assjacket

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

by bgock August 1, 2008

assbake

someone who farts and stinks up the room as if they had just baked a cake, of stink.

Sometimes Pete can be a real assbake, I mean holy fuck!SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW!!!!!

by Mai-Ling Melsinate November 24, 2006

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

assjack

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

by John Diss August 9, 2006

Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

assbucket

a completely retarded asshole

a bucket. with an ass. for shitting.

by Kant August 12, 2005

Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003