One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.
by brandon and zach July 8, 2004
Get the ass blaster mug.Aggressively flatulating.
by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016
Get the Ass Blasting mug.Someone who is so wrong and impossible he or she could have only been spawned from the rear end of some single possibly male homosexual person.
by Dody Bush December 11, 2008
Get the ass bastard mug.by ChewyAnimal July 3, 2009
Get the Ass Blaster mug.When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.
Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus
Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus
I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!
by Djish91 February 18, 2019
Get the Ass Blaster Disaster mug.A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.
After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.
by TheWopShop December 31, 2013
Get the Ass-Blasterbate mug.by JaneS September 25, 2006
Get the early morning ass blaster mug.