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Ashwin

Verb- to dig a hole to china and smack someone in the face and start a world war.

Noun- Cool indian who is awesome and sweet. He will always be there for his friends and family and will protect you from anything. He would never let anything bad happen to you. Clever and mischievous and likes a bit of trouble. Calm in tough situations. Smart, athletic, good looking, and the one friend that can always make you laugh. Compassionate lover and a really good mate.

Verb 2 - to bitch slap someone

Noun 2 - a type of gun that can do anything you desire.
Bro, i just got an Ashwin 23! Or. He just started an Ashwin! Ruuuuunnnn!
by JerryIsRight December 21, 2014
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Flaming Ashton

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."
by compubrains27 December 6, 2009
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ashwin

(n.)- one who is considered the goofiest friend, the most passionate lover, the most worthy contender, or bootilicious OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.

(n.)- one who mimics animals

(n.)- one who strives to be an air-bender
That guy is definitely ashwin material.
Is that your ashwin?
Damn, you are so an ashwin with that fine ass of yours.
by Zealotta July 27, 2006
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ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.
I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.
by David Ashton February 25, 2005
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Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
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ashton drake

A fucking cunt who should stop googling himself. You fucking narcissistic prick.
Oh god, this kid in my school was such an Ashton Drake.
by 8lue0range September 19, 2017
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Ashton

Ashton great at having sex makes you horney and all that he does
Wow ashton was great last night

What do you mean

He made me orgasm in 2 minutes
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