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ashley

The ashley is a sexual practice, much in the way of the dirty sanchez or the cleveland steamer and is defined thusly:

When a guy cums on the back of his girl's head/hair and then does her hair up in a french braid so that the cum dries and hardens so much that she has to cut her hair off.
Brian TOTALLY gave his girl an Ashley last week - she's so pissed she had to spend $200 on a haircut
by T e r e n c e September 1, 2008
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ashley

this is always a sluts name. watchh out for your boyfriends because she definitely loves dick. don't trust her at your friend.
do you want to be like ashley and get aids???
by someone special. :) October 22, 2009
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ashley

a person who puts her own definition of herself on urban dictionary to make herself look good then tells others about it
Ashley: hmm... i think i need to get a popularity boost by putting my own definition of myself on the internet and tell people about it...
Others:hmm sounds kinda fishy just like you smell...
Ashley:*crys
by gus bus mclovin February 13, 2010
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ashley

To make a total fuck up!
Noun: Slang
Origin: Mike Ashley (Owner, Newcastle United FC)

1. One who acts carelessly or foolishly; A complete cock end!
2. A blunder; a bungle; A disaster of Biblical proportions.
He's made a right fu*kin Ashley of that!
by stop4fire June 22, 2009
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ashley

a girl who loves to cougar hunt. loves narwhals, rhinos and straight up sober raging by herself. such a boss.

gangster.
Ashley reminds me of a narwhal.

Why?

Cause shes cute and is hood.
by bubba gump 123543423 June 5, 2011
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ashley

a girl obsessed with nuggets. sometimes has random bursts of anger and is sometimes quite happy. often enjoys miley cyrus and tends to be bipolar.

but you love her most of the time.
ashley: UGH!!!!! My nugget boyfriend Ben broke up with me. I hate the entire world!!!!

friend: um...sorry to hear that?

ashley: it's okay! miley cyrus has the most awesome new song!!! this world we live in rocks!!!!

friend: ....
by Jennie Winterblock May 30, 2011
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ashley

A very pretty redhead, who knows how to party. She is the most randomest person you will ever meet in your life. She may dress in a hipee or emo style. Her favorite bands would have to do with rock. She knows what shes talking about so dont deny what she is saying.
dude 1: "Hey look over there! It's a redhead. Her name MUST be Ashley"

dude 2: "damn i'd love to fuck her!"

dude 1: "you know what they say bout redheads!!!"
by yermom111 March 15, 2009
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