Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada> 

Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Curiel Whomever Urie <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada> 

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

clean as your mother's reputation

Basically, this term means that you can't get something any cleaner (or purer) than it is. It's also meant as a compliment by saying that somebody's mother is not a skanky whore or streetwalker. This term appeared in the young adult edition of the novel adaptation of the 1979 sci-fi thriller"Alien".

George the janitor tidied up the restroom so well it's not simply spic and span, it's as clean as your mother's reputation.

clean as your mother's reputation by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2007

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch 

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

as dry as a nun's cunt 

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

as dry as a nun's cunt by P V 2 March 24, 2018

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt 

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009