As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

as it were

An extremely British way of saying "basically", "in a sense", "in a way", "in a manner of speaking", or "idiomatically", almost always used at the end of a sentence. It's often stuffed into a conversation when the speaker is having a difficult time expressing what they really mean in precise language, and it can take the place of "um" when used habitually to keep words flowing in the absence of thought.

He's a bit shy. He doesn't want to upset the apple cart, as it were.

by durette October 31, 2016

as shit

used to indicate the superlative.

it's hot as shit in here!

that guy is cute as shit!

by ML March 31, 2004

as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.

I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

As the tree grows

Shit happens, what will be will be

Well like I say as the tree grows

by Aisselanna July 6, 2015

as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015

as good as it gets

It's not possible to have a better outcome.

"Hours of brainstorming about this idiom and this is all you come up with?"
"I'm Italian, this is as good as it gets."

"You should have a pizza in Naples, it's as good as it gets."

by another_crazy_italian March 12, 2014