Tim Armstrong

Tim is explaining his life and his thoughts about what he thinks out loud in the voice of music. He was a loner when a teenager, hardly had any friends or any money and music was his only survival. You say Tim Armstrong is a sellout? Well, fuck you, because Tim is punk in his own righteous way, being the fact that he is himself. That's what makes you punk. Tim listens to and is friends with the casualties, the uk subs, and was with the ramones, hence that they played with them. Now shut your gobs about the fact that he is or is not punk, or a sellout, hes doing what he loves doing, and is punk for doing so. Just because he's a sellout, does that make him 'not punk'? I think not.

Tim Is Himself, Making Himself Punk.

by stefan karapatis March 10, 2004

Armpit Choo Choo

Fornication involving the use of an armpit where the male inserts his big veiny bastard of a cock into the females armpit, possibly sweaty but most of all preferably freshly shaven, or Western European style to avoid all chances of unwanted friction. Then, soon after the male inserts his Trouser Trout into her slippery pit, she goes on to make an up and down arm motion, something similar to a conductor pulling on the train horn, hence the Choo Choo, and helping to create all sorts of additional pleasure for the male, leading to a climax superior even to that of having sex with a young, feeble sheep.

Man 1: "Hey man, I'm looking for somethin' new in the bedroom, any suggestions?"
Man 2: "Isn't your girlfriend from Paris?"
Man 1: "Yea, why?"
Man 2: "Ever heard of the Armpit Choo Choo?"

by Call Me Brad November 17, 2009

Armpit Job

When a woman's underarm surpasses her vaginal integrity to the point that it becomes her primary means of giving pleasure.

"Hey dude, did you bang that waitress? Tell me you at least got an Armpit Job"
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."

by thevagbrothers September 30, 2013

Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

by Kidswillbekids July 3, 2019

armstrong

The only true way to be remembered in history (good or bad), is to have this as a last name

Neil Armstrong went to the moon. Enough said.

by monty4248 March 10, 2016

Louis Armstrong

Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.

Louis Armstrong is God.

by ChickenFriedKitten June 14, 2004

ARMSTRETCHER

ARMSTRETCHER is the best minecraft player of all time. Armstretcher has been top of the leaderboard for centuries and has the longest arms in crafter history! He got these arms from his family ancestory, Heredity. Sparky5999 trained ARMSTRETCHER to be come the defender of mega walls!!

OMG ITS ARMSTRETCHER EVERYONE RUN HE IS PLAYING WEREWOLF.
ARMSTRETCHER is hacking!!
ARMSTRETCHER HAS THE LONGEST ARMS!

by gingerkiddo June 16, 2018