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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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Social Artisan

A person who actively discusses socio-cultural issues and offers their own ideas for the betterment of the society; one who practises the art of criticising and shaping society
The world of art is full of social artisans, as every artist has had to grapple with societal issues at one point in their lives.
by Social Artisan October 5, 2018
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fred armisen

Fred Armisen is one of the single greatest SNL cast members of all time.

A hero to the weirdos and punks, he is truly a good comedian that deserves more recognition!
I just met Fred Armisen! He’s so sweet!
by Woody Mellor March 4, 2021
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arisara

"ARISARA"...The, "Lion Princess"..."ARI", meaning Lion..."SARA", meaning Princess.
A woman who is strongly stays with her man and guides him to be, "everything"
by dannyboy9463 September 3, 2003
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Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009
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Artisan

Noun:(arr-tih-sen) Latin: A full practicer in the arts. Well respected and renouned for mastery of skills in all forms of artistry.
Noob 1: I need to find an artisan. Who is an artisan?

Guitarist: YOU NOOB! DAVE MUSTAINE!!!
by Baylor May 31, 2006
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Armita

A very beautiful girl with a boyfriend named Siavash.
Armita is an amazing girl and her boyfriend loves her very much. She is also very sexy
That girl is so beautiful, she's such an Armita
by siaavaash September 14, 2010
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