armenian girls 

A woman of Armenian decsent, beautiful and intelligent who can quite easily inimidate men.

Wow, this Armenian Girls too good for me. Why do i feel so weak by her presence

armenian girls by Truth Serum October 9, 2019

Armenian Armageddon 

When you beat your meat 10+ times in one day.

Did you hear that Jimmy had a Armenian Armageddon on the snowday?

Armenian Armageddon by MELLO MIKE January 27, 2018

Armenian Combover 

When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.

Dude, Vaz totally did an Armenian Combover for Movember...

Armenian Combover by Panera Lover November 1, 2011

Armenian Super Soaker

When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.

Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.

Armenian Super Soaker by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011

Armenian Vibrator 

A pager set on vibrate. As the popularity of cell phones went through the roof, Armenian men who owned pager shops had nothing else do with all the extra overhead.

Did you here Kris Humphries was given the sacred Kardashian Armenian Vibrator, which is stored in OJ's glove, upon he and Kim's wedding night.

Armenian Vibrator by Roy Nirom October 30, 2011

Armenian Tank Top 

When back hair connects over the shoulders to the chest hair forming the proverbial "Armenian Tank Top". Can be used for other hairy ethnic groups i.e. Greeks, Turks, Israelies, Iranians etc.

Did you see that guy sportin' the Armenian Tank Top!?!?!

Armenian Tank Top by matty mcnuggets March 16, 2009

Armenian Sunblock 

Verb and noun. When you approach a woman lying on her stomach at the beach and offer to put sunblock on her back. She agrees, but rather than reach for the tube of Coppertone, you quietly and quickly rub one out onto her back and apply.

I was chillin' at Zuma Beach and that damn Hagop tricked me into an Armenian Sunblock again.

Armenian Sunblock by elhelmete September 28, 2011