Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017
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by Forrest Coward April 15, 2010
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by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004
Get the Assramistan mug.n. the act of blowing on someones stomach and making flatulent noises as it is done. Is commonly used as a form of torture towards young children and whiny girlfriends.
anna: NO! don't give me a babushka!!!
me: its aparatzka you cunt!
*FRRRRRRRRRT*
anna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: its aparatzka you cunt!
*FRRRRRRRRRT*
anna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by nams2sa December 30, 2005
Get the aparatzka mug.What happens to a man when he is subjected to no-fault divorce in the court system. It typically includes the loss of his children, the taking of his money, and the knowledge that the supposed "perfect" justice system is completely biased towards the woman
Poor Joe, he came home one day to find the house empty and his son gone, along with a summons to family court. He was able to fight to see his child twice a year and pays his ex-wife 13,000/year in child support. He is the victim of assrape
If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape
Go Justice! Go Assrape!
If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape
Go Justice! Go Assrape!
by Will_I_Aren't December 2, 2010
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Get the assram mug.1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.
2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."
"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
by Turtlittle September 27, 2013
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