apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

apple

Kid's code word for asshole so you don't get in trouble

OMG you are such an apple, I'm not your friend anymore .

by ghill2004 June 20, 2016

apple

Buy pc.

Apple is a virus, it will destroy your life

by Obex December 12, 2016

apple

a yum fruit that is red or green

i love apples

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

apple

a real crispy bitch. cleepy even.

that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage

by niftypeach September 29, 2020