Dio scolopendra antartica

Atypical italian blasphemy used in the most exaggerated anger situations, when a "porco dio" isn't enough
Literally it means "god is antarctic centipede"

"Dio scolopendra antartica, non ci posso credere, mi hanno già rubato due macchine questo mese, perché sono venuto a vivere a Napoli"

"Giuro che se non la smetti di toccarmi ti estraggo entrambe le tonsille con il solo ausilio dell'aratro di mio nonno, Dio scolopendra antartica"

by coleos December 7, 2016

antarctic ten

A person who, if you were in a regular urban setting, would be about a six or a seven, but if you were in antarctica and there was no one else around then they would be a ten

That guy is definitely an antarctic ten, but I'm a little desperate, so who cares?

by meestersqueakywheeskers December 27, 2009

Antarctic Circle

In 1914, Anglo-Irish explorer Ernest Shackleton led an expedition to the South Pole with the intent of traversing the Antarctic continent. Unfortunately, his ship was crushed by the intense pressure of the ice, and he and his men were forced to find a suitable means of entertainment for the duration of the Antarctic winter. They accordingly ventured to the South Pole on foot, formed a ring around it, and proceeded to anally penetrate each other. All 56 gentlemen formed a complete circle to ensure that no one was left out of the sport.

Sailor:
"Confound it, man! We're stuck in the ice. What do we do now?"

Ernest Shackleton:
"EVERYBODY!"

(chronic mansex ensues, a la antarctic circle. There is much rejoicing throughout the scientific community).

by ///-_-/// October 20, 2010

Antarctican Swamp Launcher

The act of first putting on a winter jacket, assless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the penis (on a male). First you have to meet a rabid penguin named Larry, fuck him until his asshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your cum to blast off on Larry's left ass cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.

Larry: What the fuck?

Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.

Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?

Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO

by RimSuckMcGillicutty. January 17, 2010

Antarctic Safari Ride

When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.

Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

Antartican

Represents those who live in ignorance when knowledge is available". It is an attempt to make the old English/Irishman, American/Pole, Irish/Kerryman jokes more politically correct, and make an Antartican the butt of the jokes!

These two Antarticans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.

This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

by bamaroadhog December 14, 2012

Antarctic Bear Claw

When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.

Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.

by ak47shizzle April 16, 2009