Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.

"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"

by JLB237 December 16, 2013

Announcer

A person who walks around in public places talking loudly on cellular phones almost as if they think everyone else will be interested in hearing one side of a conversation.

Did you see/hear that announcer on the elevator this morning?

by Paul August 23, 2004

Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003

Anouk

A very clumsy girl that's snorts a lot and laughs like a seal .

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: that girl is like an Anouk.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: She tripped on the stairs and she fell with her face in a garbage can.
Person 2: wahahaha that's so Anouk likely!
Person 1: It made me snort !
Person 2: you are doing an Anouk there!

by SkrtCat April 9, 2020

Announcers

Thanks to what some of the announcers are saying about black quarterbacks, some of them are getting shots in their spine thinking they have to become black Superman. Instead of fucking with a guy's head, since he's not there to be anybody's superhero, why not take his talent for what it is, without trying to inflate everything to excess? Not everybody can do what a quarterback or wide receiver does, so it's special enough without the guy feeling like he has to put a cape on every time he walks on the field to keep people from hating him. Especially when not every quarterback would have to put a cape on for people not to hate them.

Announcers are watching the same game as everybody else, and not everybody watching agrees with their script.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Anal Announcement

Involves a 5 storey chocolate fondu fountain!!. Ppl have marshmellows, fruit etc, is lovely, but then Henry makes the revelation of the century!

An example of an Anal Announcement:
"wait a minute, *looks at heart chocolates on the table*, omg, this is it, why not have, *holds heart chocolate*, chocolate, DIPPED, in MORE CHOCOLATE!
*he races over to the fondu, and stands there dipping away for a gd 5 mins*...oh wait we're all QUEER!!"

by LAhappyguy November 23, 2006

anouka

1. usually the term for a strong craving of ketchup mixed with celery and pumpernickel bread

2. can also be a term used to describe that one person at a barber shop who licks all the hair off of the floor when nobody is there

1. ex: OMG ive had a huge anouka lately! and now i am always sick! FML.

2. ex: My brother pulled an anouka the other day at the barber shop after i cut my hair. it was so embarrassing.

by fabsters January 3, 2010