Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.

Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.

by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020

Richard Dean Anderson

You mean MacGyver?

by yo mama July 15, 2003

Pamela Anderson

Someone who everyone in the world over the age of 11 has seen engaging in sexual intercourse.

Azamat: I saw a video with Pamela Anderson doing something very bad on a boat.

Average Person: Welcome to Earth.

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 25, 2007

the Anderson Cooper 360

The act of giving one's self a blowjob.

That's called the Anderson Cooper 360

by bongcat September 24, 2010

Pamela Anderson

An average woman before her breasts were weaponized. Became the well-known sperm depository of Tommy Lee.

Guy: Have you seen Barb Wire with Pamela Anderson?

Guy 2: What?

Guy: Action movie with the jubilees...

Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008

Andersen

Andersen is the name that is given to a legendary human being. Andersens can be very nice, but don't get on their bad side because they will destroy you. Andersen is commonly known for being the cool kid when they are in school. They normally play videogames and are really good at sports too. Andersens are the best people to be around.

Random person: Yo is that Andersen?
Another person: I won't mess with him.
Random person: You got that right.

by TheRealWise1 October 7, 2020

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022