Alyson

someone who won't shut the fuck up about jojo's bizarre adventure smh smh smh smh

alyson: HAHAHAHA ZA WARUDOO ZA WAURDO MAMDUADMADUADMAUDAMDUAJDMADUJAMDUAJDMAUDJADM

by anonymous October 7, 2021

Alyson

A really, hot girl with huge boobs and a nice ass. Great with handjobs or blowjobs, even though she says she may not be good at them or say they don't know how to. Really nice and funny, and always bring themselves down by calling themselves fat or ugly even though they are thin and skinny and very hot. Fun to be around.

Alyson Herlehy is very thin and sexy, I'd like HER in my pants

by Thereallkingofx April 12, 2013

Alyson

A beautiful young girl who is shy and loves horses, she is usually Irish, and loves a good party. She has usually only two best friends, and is blond, but don't think that means that she is stupid, she is really smart! She has had experience with some horrible people, but knows how to deal with them. She can be a fighter, and make your life living hell. She only likes certain people, and can be bi. Usually criticizes her body.

Guy 1: Damn! Who's that new hot chic?

Guy 2: That's Alyson, she's such a badass!! Call dibs!!

by Horseyalyson November 30, 2018

Alycin

Alycins are terrible teachers but have an okay personality. They are willing to lie and victimize themselves just so they don't lose their jobs.

wow don't be such and Alycin
okay so your an Alycin

by the-lol!!!! January 21, 2019

alyson

wey pussy by seth

wet pussy alyson has

by sd,jh December 12, 2018

Alyson

Lord of the Rings is her religion. Her favorite flavor is vanilla and she always smells like it... except when she smells like a big stinky fart. Alysons fart a lot. But they make up for it by being pretty much the most fun girl around. They are also prone to fits of giggles and the occasional sweaty bum. Alysons are smart, but they don't rub that in your face, unless it comes to the Legend of Zelda, then they will make fun of anyone who cannot get past the Great Decu Tree. Just to be clear: Alysons may be nerds, but they are really hot nerds.

Oh man, that first date went really well! At first I wasn't sure because she looked waaay too hot for me, but then she farted and I knew she was the one. She's a total Alyson.

by thelittleprince86 December 6, 2011

Alyson

Alyson has the biggest boobs that you will ever see. She is sexy from head to toe and guys can never stop staring at her. She loves to tease the guys that are all obsessed with her body. Always get Alyson to have sex with you whenever possible, you will not regret it.

Alyson has the biggest boobs I've ever seen.

by ._Saigon_. January 10, 2017