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Alpha Male

Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.
The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.
by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005
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Alpha Male

The apex predator

Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand
Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move
by Rob3001 May 14, 2020
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Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.
"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"
by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 4, 2020
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Alpha male

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.
person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.
by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022
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Alpha Male

A Male that is Alpha meaning that he is tall and will destroy betas.
wow danny davito is such a alpha male
wow logan paul is such a beta.

danny davito would destroy him fr fr.
by TTAlpha July 23, 2019
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Alpha male

My main man Tom Renshaw has a fake id, he is such an alpha male
by Tom Renshaw is my g November 18, 2019
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Alpha male

Rueben: “what does that mean I don’t get it?”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”
by Chelp January 17, 2019
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