Alessandro Perrini

Alessandro Perrini is often seen in his natural habitat watching anime. Every 50 years he is seen coming out of his habitat, his return is something truly unremarkable, people will travel across nations to see his return as it is something that does not happen often. He is usually seen playing AdVenture Capitalist while listening to edgy music. He is known as "The two faced cunt" one of the most famous super villains of all time, he has been seen reading and not replying to Nicholas Emili, he is truly a two faced c*nt. He acts nice in person but is very two faced online.

Person 1: "Wait, is that a wild Alessandro Perrini? I haven't seen that man in years"
Person 2: "Nah it's just another edgy weaboo, That's not sandro"\

by Dolphin_____ June 3, 2018

Teach her a lesson

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.

“Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”

by Robby101 November 1, 2006

Alessandra

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.

I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra.

by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alessandra

She’s a beautiful girl who’s funny,nice and super short. she has dark brown hair,light brown eyes,freckles,and is known as the quiet but sassy one in her friend group, she normally has a lot of insecurities and trust issues, her nickname is often ally or aless, she’s cute when she’s mad but doesn’t realize it, she’s forgiving and loyal in friendships and relationships.
she may seem like an angel but she also has thoughts of the devil 😈🖤, she often likes to cuddle with whoever, she doesn’t care who it is she loves to cuddle and hug people. PROTECT ALESSANDRA AT ALL COSTS SHES ADORABLE! ❤️

Boy2: woah who’s the new girl?
Girl3:i heard she’s an alessandra
Boy5:A who?
Girl1: you’ll know when you meet her..she’s beautiful

by pancakes_rule December 1, 2019

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.

You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!

by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006

Alessandro

Straight male. There are no gay people named Alessandro. Typical sigma male

Guy 1: see that guy over there with that right ass shirt on?

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: his names Alessandro, he’s straight as hell
Guy 2: oh cool I guess.

by Crack Dealer2255 May 13, 2021

Alessandra

The name of the baddest female you'll ever meet. She is the definition of down a** female. Not to mention she's beautiful, smart and has the best sense of humor!

Guy: Bro she threw it back while drinking Starbucks !
"Wow you must've been with an Alessandra."

by Ellarednic February 25, 2017