Named after the rubber city, the Akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner's face after intercourse.
Sonya: Dude, why are you so pissed off?
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!
by Dr. Wolfgang Von Bubbles November 27, 2016
Get the Akron Sling mug.The technical name for having sex with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and cum all over it, making it look like the sticky cum glaze that you see on a Cinnabon or Krispy Kreme donut.
Even though I was railing Margie from behind last night, I couldn't find her pussy hole because she was so fat, so I just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an Akron cinnamon bun.
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Person 1: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT CANON?! DIDN'T YOU SEE HOW THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER? YOU'RE SO STUPID!"
Person 2: "We need to find an asyrox."
Person 3: "Yeah."
Person 2: "We need to find an asyrox."
Person 3: "Yeah."
by Palinisiumonicia November 13, 2021
Get the Asyrox mug.Akroktosis is a disease that can lead to death if left untreated, although it is curable. The onset of Akroktosis can stem from several factors, but is not limited to: being bullied in Catholic school, receiving bad haircuts, not showering, over-using the gym, and not masturbating.
Akroktosis patients are typically virgins, sigma males, or just very down-bad in general. The first step to beating the disease is acceptance… and beating off. Patients who finally get laid and have a girlfriend (and therefore have a purpose in life) are considered cured from Akroktosis if they had it before.
Symptoms of Akroktosis include overbearing body odor, depression, the urge to referee soccer games all day, lack of a libido, using awkward forms of speech, strange body movements, repelling women at every given opportunity, being cheap, and turning your crush lesbian.
Do not hesitate to contact your doctor immediately if these symptoms describe you.
Akroktosis patients are typically virgins, sigma males, or just very down-bad in general. The first step to beating the disease is acceptance… and beating off. Patients who finally get laid and have a girlfriend (and therefore have a purpose in life) are considered cured from Akroktosis if they had it before.
Symptoms of Akroktosis include overbearing body odor, depression, the urge to referee soccer games all day, lack of a libido, using awkward forms of speech, strange body movements, repelling women at every given opportunity, being cheap, and turning your crush lesbian.
Do not hesitate to contact your doctor immediately if these symptoms describe you.
After receiving a woman’s touch for the first time, Richard realized there’s more purpose to life than abstinence, and his journey to beat Akroktosis had just begun.
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